Like a boss


Mr. Boss, thanks for coming to your performance review.
No problem.

So, you’re in charge around here. Is that fair to say?
Absolutely. I’m the boss.

Okay. So, take us through a day in the life of “the boss.”
Well, the first thing I do is to light a cigarette


like a boss


Talk to corporate (Like a boss)
Approve memos (Like a boss)
Lead a workshop (Like a boss)
Remember birthdays (Like a boss)


Direct work flow (Like a boss)
My own bathroom (Like a boss)
Promote synergy (Like a boss)
Get rejected (Like a boss)
Swallow sadness (Like a boss)




So, that’s an average day for you then?
No doubt.

Well, this has been eye-opening for me.
I’m the boss.
Yeah. No, I got that. You said it about four-hundred times.
I’m the boss.
Yeah. Yeah, I got it.


I’m the boss.
No, I heard you. See you later.



like a boss.

/songtext – the lonely island/

4 thoughts on “Like a boss

  1. hmmm… so do you want to be a boss, in charge and busy and always pretending to be all perfect to deserve a bathroom of your own…hmmm… be your own boss and feel proud in the boss style…


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