Like a boss

 

Mr. Boss, thanks for coming to your performance review.
No problem.

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So, you’re in charge around here. Is that fair to say?
Absolutely. I’m the boss.

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Okay. So, take us through a day in the life of “the boss.”
Well, the first thing I do is to light a cigarette

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like a boss

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Talk to corporate (Like a boss)
Approve memos (Like a boss)
Lead a workshop (Like a boss)
Remember birthdays (Like a boss)

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Direct work flow (Like a boss)
My own bathroom (Like a boss)
Promote synergy (Like a boss)
Get rejected (Like a boss)
Swallow sadness (Like a boss)

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So, that’s an average day for you then?
No doubt.

Well, this has been eye-opening for me.
I’m the boss.
Yeah. No, I got that. You said it about four-hundred times.
I’m the boss.
Yeah. Yeah, I got it.

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I’m the boss.
No, I heard you. See you later.

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laters.

like a boss.

/songtext – the lonely island/


4 thoughts on “Like a boss

  1. hmmm… so do you want to be a boss, in charge and busy and always pretending to be all perfect to deserve a bathroom of your own…hmmm… be your own boss and feel proud in the boss style…

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